Te whakawhanake kaihe mo te hoa? He ohaoha nui ki te maka he tapatapahi ki roto i te kaihe o tona hoa tata. Ae, ehara i te mea tinihanga ki te awhina i tetahi hoa tata. Inaianei kua pahekeheke tona poka, e waatea ana, e pai ana mo nga rahi. Karekau te toenga o nga mea whakapouri a te kotiro e hiahia ana ki te pokepoke? Na te mea kua rite ahau ki te pai ki a ia i runga i nga paapori pāpori me te whakauru mai hei hoa. He tino whakamataku te sex hoa!
Mena he tangata whenua ahau, ka mitimiti ahau i taku kaitiaki whare me te whana i a ia me te kore he ure? Ki taku whakaaro, kare, ka tino whaaia e ahau ki mua, ki te nono, ka karanga ahau ia ia ki roto i taku tari mo nga mahi pupuhi ngawari me te kore ohorere! Me te fucking ngawari me te mitimiti? Me whakaae koe he nui rawa!
E Catherine, tukua ahau ki te whakapouri i a koe.